First Aid for Bloggers

I fully agree with Minx (comments on last post), we have to DO something. And, incidentally, I was going to propose to gather e-mail addresses like Art has done already. So, Art, please continue, your list may become handy ! However, I think there IS something else we can do ...

Imagine, you get hacked, your blog is down, no access to your e-mails etc ... The best way to piss off those hackers is obviously to be back up and running in no time !! I don’t spent much time digging into the details of html, tracking down people, digging into Google caches etc. But, some of you do, and have become really experts in all this. So, here’s my request ...

Could those of you who have the know how, not make a 'simple' document that can be sent around, answering questions like:
- how do I get my blogspot (or other)- name/domain back from blogger ?
- how do I make a complete back-up of my blog, in 10 easy steps
(I know Jeff posted advice on this a little while ago, but, please put it into a document we can store)
- how to trace (and report) the assholes ?
- what is the best way to contact blogger ?

Something like a concise "First Aid" manual, that we can simply open, follow the steps and be back in the saddle with the same blog and the same content in no time ...

I realize that this not really an answer to threats to be exposed to family or employers, but, so far, it seems these are minor incidents (correct me if I am wrong). In general it seems blogs get hacked, preventing us from access and diverting our sites to porn sites.

Thus, may I invite those of you that really know how to do this fast and efficient (The Colonel, Artfuldodger, DQ, O, ...) to 'get together', device a strategy, and prepare detailed instructions. I believe this would be of great service to many of us !

Your ideas ... ?
Aragorn